1. "I've finally found a way to get money out of my husband." a woman told her friend. "We were arguing last night, and I told him I was going home to Mother. He gave me the fare."
2. A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum. "There you are my dear." Said the mother. "But tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes." came the reply. "she sells sweets."
3. "But dear," said the mother to her little kid. "I didn't hear you cry when you cut your finger!" "What's the use of crying? I thought you were outside the house."
4. An excited woman called her husband at work. "I won the lottery!" she exclaimed. "Pack your clothes!"
"Great!" he replied. "Summer or winter clothes?"
"All of them-I want you out of the house by six!"
Grabbed from Reader's Digest Laughter The Best Medicine (Previously published in 1997)-The Reader's Digest Association Inc-
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